Matanuska Thunder Fuck lives up to its name

 I have to admit, I am always a bit skeptical of any strain that has a bigger than life name. In my experience strains that have names like "Super Bodacious RipCord Slam"(if that is a strain I am going to laugh my head off) don't really live up to what you would expect from high-quality cannabis. For this reason, I am pleasantly surprised when a strain does earn the moniker it bears, and in the case of Matanuska Thunder Fuck (MTF) I am quite happy. While it may not be much to look at, it hides a pretty potent high inside the squat little nuggets. I won't say this is the best strain I have ever smoked, but I definitely would say its one of the better Sativa's out there.

Flavor 6:

MTF is not going to blow you away with the flavor. It has a very earthy taste with some peppery highlights. The flavor isn't unpleasant, but it's not anything I would write home about either. If you are someone who really enjoys flavor sampling, MTF isn't going to do much for you. 

Onset 9: 

I absolutely loved the onset of MTF. It was a nice climb into a pretty intense high. If I had to pinpoint the way I think a Sativa should hit you, MTF delivers that almost perfectly. I could tell as the onset came this was going to be a good ride. While I am someone that likes an intense high, if you are someone that likes a more mellow buzz, you may find MTF is a bit too much for you. However, if like me, you enjoy a fast and steady climb, then you will probably find this hits the mark pretty well.

Experience 9:

I haven't really enjoyed a strain this way since the last time I had Bruce Banner. If you are looking for an intense cerebral high with some pretty decent body effects, I would suggest MTF. However, it is a very intense strain and I wouldn't recommend this if you are looking to feel relaxed and calm. MTF is not the kind of but you want to grab for a chill evening at home, it's going to amp you up a bit. I happen to like feeling a bit amped up, but I can see where this might make some people a little too 'edgy'. 

Overall Score: 8.5

I am really impressed with MTF like I said in the title of this post, it really does live up to its name. I love the strong Sativa effect, and this is going to be a strain I keep my eye out for in the future. While I don't know if I would compare it to Bruce Banner (my current high mark) I would compare it to some of my other favorites such as Jilly Bean. If there is one thing that I feel Matanuska Thunder Fuck is missing is that it really doesn't have a lot of flavors and the whole experience can be a little too intense if you aren't careful how much you imbibe. 

Gellato #33

 Had a chance to light up some of this strain today and have to say I really enjoy it. Gelato #33 has what I would best describe as a "solid" effect. It's elevating, a bit euphoric and keeps you on a fairly pleasant place between the energy of a Sativa and the calming effect of an Indica. I've been thinking of a way to create a "scale" for things, and this post I'm going to kind of elaborate on that concept a bit. I will discuss the various traits of a strain giving each a score, then at the end I will give it a final score.

Flavor- 7:

The most striking part of this strain taste is how smooth it is. Where some strains seem to almost compete with the different flavors, Gelatto #33 combines the herbal, citrus, and spicey undertones into a very pleasant flavor that feels more solid and whole. If you are someone that is heavily into the flavor of a strain this one may not have enough punch to it, but if you enjoy a smooth flavor that doesn't overwhelm you with any particular aspect, then you will like this strain. My overall score for the flavor of this strain is a 7, it's a solid flavor but nothing special.

Onset -8:

The onset of the high of Gelatto #33 is smooth and solid. It doesn't hit you to fast, but also doesn't creep up on you. If you are someone who tends to like a fast and hard onset, this strain is going to be a bit underwhelming, and if you are someone that likes a long-lasting creep, it's not going to be flipping your button. However, if you like a steady onset that leaves you with a pretty stead effect, this strain is going to give you that.

Experience -8: 

The best way to describe the full experience of Gelatto #33 is solid. In fact that is really what I would consider the defining factor of this particular strain, it's solid. The experience is one of a very mellow elevation, that is ideal for a chill evening playing a video game or even watching a movie. I wouldn't recommend this for a wake and bake, nor would I recommend this for going to sleep. However, what I would recommend this for is the first bowl after a long day of work. 

Overall Score - 7.5

I really do enjoy the solid high this strain gives me, but it isn't anything special. That is both what really works for Gelatto #33 and what holds it back. If I am in the mood for a chill night where I don't feel like doing a lot, this stain is absolutely perfect. However, if I am in a mood to do things, which is often the case, this strain leans a bit to heavy toward Indica for me to really get into. In the end, it's a solid strain that doesn't disappoint you, but it also isn't going to wow you.

Them is some awesome Zour Apples

 I've been smoking pot for well over two decades at this point in my life. However, as legalization started happening across the country, weed is becoming more than just something you smoke to "get high". Because of the commercial success of this wonderful plant since it's become legal, a great deal of science and money has flowed into the newest kid on the agribusiness block. This means that we are seeing new strains come out, and a true connoisseur market is forming. Not only is smoking marijuana about getting high, for many, but it's also about subtle lemon tangs vs. peppery aftertaste. Taste, fragrance, and effect are all measured and weighed by the consumer, as each person discovers which strain of marijuana works best for them. 

Whereat one time you had to rely mostly on knowing someone who knew someone in order to get good herb, now, in many places, it's as simple as driving to the nearest dispensary and ordering from a menu. As I have experienced more strains and realized that they really are all different, I decided that it might be a fun journey to catalog my experiences with various strains. While I am not going to claim to be some expert on all things related to marijuana, I do use weed on a daily basis and the growing complexity of being a marijuana user seems like something other people might enjoy reading about. It's my hope that each time I try a new strain I think to write a bit about it. This is the first post, and I will be talking about a strain called Zour Apples.

I have to be honest, I picked up some Zour Apples, simply because I loved the name. Where normally I try to find information on what I can expect from a strain that's new to me, I happened to see the name and figured I may as well. I am happy to report that I absolutely love this strain. It gives me a nice cerebral experience that encourages creative thinking, while also allowing me to maintain enough focus to be productive. I enjoy the body buzz it gives me and I find the strain is pretty energizing. If there is one thing I had to ding Zour Apples for is that it's a bit bland in the taste and aroma category. If I were to rate this strain on a scale of 1-10, I would give it a solid 7.5. I don't know if Zour Apples is one I would buy any time I saw it, but it would be one I would buy if some of my other favorites weren't available.